I'm the most complex simple man you'll ever meet. I've lived in a few places. I write. I think. I bleed. I make corny jokes. Most of that stuff will end up here.
  • oldfilmsflicker:

    Night of the Creeps, 1986 (dir. Fred Dekker)

  • telapathetic:

    this show never fails me

    (Source: monicapotters, via kane52630)

  • Someone put the largest plate of food possible in front of my face

  • Dear god someone bring me a soft pretzel

  • Kinda drunk and really hungry

  • HARDCORE PARKOUR

  • cooketimm:

    "We Want You" by Bruce Timm (+ version for procrastinators)

  • talkingdreamsx:

    THIS ISNT EVEN THAT FUNNY BUT IM LAUGHING SO HARD

    (via inthepussylike)

  • baracknobama:

    he’s disappointed in your blog

    (Source: doopstein, via simply-livn)