May 2013
129 posts
Let's be real
Seth Meyers doesn’t deserve to host Late Night, I do. He’s not funny, I am.
May 19th
Just saw an ad that said that happy hour was any...
Guess I’m going to get drunk then, I’ve already been up for 11 hours.
May 18th
May 18th
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Watching Boogie Nights
Because it’s a great movie and John C. Reilly ‘nuff said.
May 18th
dreeeamweaver replied to your post: Woke up at 5, couldn’t go back to sleep. so run? the world is your gym Whachu think I did? Ran all the way to Mexico and back just in time for the gym to open. Don’t ya read ya txts betch.
May 18th
Woke up at 5, couldn't go back to sleep.
Went to the gym at 6, turns out it doesn’t open until 8 on the weekend. Great start to the day.
May 18th
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pancakesupernova replied to your post: My weekends are so active it’s hard to pick what to do. Drink eat and watch a movie/Tumblr up And we have a winner!
May 18th
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My weekends are so active it's hard to pick what...
So tonight I can: Play video games Drink on my couch Watch TV Watch a movie Drink and play video games Drink eat and play video games Drink eat and watch TV Drink eat and watch a movie Drink and watch a movie Drink and watch TV Tumblr up. So many options, so little time.
May 18th
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May 18th
MAKE IT EAST OF MISSISSIPPI AND YOU'RE A HERO.
Picket lines of fence, picket lines of fence.
May 18th
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May 18th
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 dreeeamweaver said: Of course. Did you tear up? Don’t lie   I actually didn’t. It wasn’t that kind of episode and I had basically said my goodbye to these characters when Michael left. This was more of a smiling, knowing everyone is still churning kind of episode.
May 17th
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 christmasinasubmarine said: No waaay I was listening to Buses/No Buses when I saw this!   Well then you are doing your job in life and are therefore awesome. Also, listen to Bars of Gold if you want that extra kick in life.
May 17th
May 17th
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It's just for the Creed moments
May 17th
Listen to more Bear vs. Shark
May 17th
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To think that Jenny from The League could have...
May 17th
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The Office
I am satisfed,
May 17th
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OK, lets be real. Michael wouldn’t let Dwight go without that.
May 17th
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There are a lot of younger people on Tumblr
And I have this to say Don’t bitch about having to go to school or class.. you will miss it. If you miss a day of class..you won’t lose money or a job. If you slack off and daydream in class, you can still learn. If you do at a job you get yelled at or get fired. You are going to learn shit, deal with it. Learning shit is fun. If I could pick a job, one of them would be going to...
May 17th
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May 17th
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Drinking right after going to the gym
Probably isn’t the best idea but this is a special occasion.
May 17th
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Gotta hurry to the gym so I can get back for The...
As shitty as it has been the last couple years, I still want to see how it ends because it deserves a good ending.  As much as I want Michael to show up, I’d be completely fine if he didn’t. He had a great and heartfelt exit. But please make Toby the Scranton Strangler.
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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Awkward Encounters
So I’m leaving the gym and going up the stairs when I see an older (like a little older than me older) and very attractive Asian woman with two children. So I give her a charming smile, her youngest kid a playful smile and as I go to give the other kid a smile when I realized that it was her husband. And I’m pretty sure he knew what the deal was.
May 16th
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May 15th
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Going to sleep so I don’t eat everything else. Still doing good though with three weeks down going to the gym at least 5 times a week. Eating less, drinking less(ish) and trying to eat better. Lost a fair amount of weight but I’m still a long way from where I want to be. Just gotta keep choppin’.
May 15th
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I still don't know who Capt. TBD is.
May 15th
May 14th
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 pancakesupernova said: i hate how being mean is “the new cool”   You think I’m cool? Thank you so much, that really means a lot. I know mean, trust me, I’m not mean. Just misunderstood.
May 14th
pancakesupernova replied to your post: You’re freaking awesome. I’m freaking awesome. Let’s be friends! wow way to be a dick for no reason. I’m not a dick, the world just got soft.
May 14th
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May 13th
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 dreeeamweaver said: gimme dat DIOCK   You calm yourself.
May 13th
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your-royal-cyber-king asked: You're freaking awesome. I'm freaking awesome. Let's be friends!
May 13th
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 pancakesupernova said: what kinda manager? i’d rather be a manger. like the one that held the baby jesus.   Nobody puts baby Jesus in a corner.
May 13th
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Anonymous asked: sigh, you are so strange.
May 13th
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 pancakesupernova said: you hate me don’t you? Quite the opposite. I would like you to become my manager.
May 13th
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Anonymous asked: ahh, I thought it was still in progress. Well it looks nice and clean! Good job, sir.
May 13th
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 pancakesupernova said: the subway guy died? ah ha ha ah ha ha, like i haven’t heard that one before. Next thing you know you’ll be going to Jared’s.
May 13th
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standingintheweeds asked: I've never talked to you but I love what you post.
May 13th
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Anonymous asked: noo, that's not what I meant lmao are you done shaving? I want to see!
May 13th
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Anonymous asked: omg please don't shave the beard off. you look sooooo good with it "/
May 13th
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Ok, so it took me like ten minutes and I only shaved most of it .
May 13th
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May 13th
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Spending the next hour shaving.
May 13th
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Cameron Diaz
in The Mask
May 13th
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